i have always depended on the kindness of strangers

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So, as you probably know, I am sort of sick* and I’m feeling really wiped-out and pissy and moody and I haven’t e-mailed anybody in weeks, which is compounding my feelings of guilt and assholery daily, and also I made the very worst chicken pot-pie in the history of mankind for dinner and I am just in a really bad mood in general. No translations today, sorry.

I was planning a post about all the shows I’m watching this fall (I am watching several!) (What is this, 2002?) (Yes! It is!), but I get the feeling that if I tried writing it right now, every review would be a negative F minus. So: no on that one, too. I know. (Don’t cry.)

This is what I was doing last night:

Unable to restrain my intense feminine curiosity, I clicked on the MARRAIGE FIRST image. Because, really? Are we going there, Jesus?

We are going there. I got to this exceedingly strange site, which appears to be called 'Realistic Imaginations YOUTH,' and which features web graphics that depict a bloody Christ being anally serviced by an angel in the guise of Lex Luthor. I think, based on context clues, that these are exactly the sort of people who would like to put marraige first whether you like it or not.

This was the very first thing I saw.

This was also rather nice:

Haha, yes! "Forced into the king’s harem" = "won a beauty contest." That explains a lot.
And Esther is such a ravishing rubber white woman! No wonder King Ahasuerus was so eager to marraige her.

SOME LINKS FOR YOU:
1. Dear Benedict Cumberbatch: I take it back. You’re prettier when you don’t talk.
2. Why fiscal austerity is an even worse idea than you thought it was.
3. Funny.
4. Useful.
5. Cdesign Proponentsism and You
6. Clem hates the fags! Clem hates the fags so much. Clem is not a-goin’ to wear no faggy purple clothes jest bekase sum fags killed thereselfs! (NOTE: That is a direct quote.) (NOTE: Clem is on the school board in a town in Arkansas.) (NOTE: The comments are amazing.)
7. Every 11-year-old boy in the world and I just leapt out of our computer chairs and made a wheezy lap around the living room.

That is all.


* I have some kind of very exciting hormone thing happening. It is almost like puberty, only even more awful. So far, my GP has diagnosed me with a horrible vitamin D deficiency (I have a prescription supplement), and I’m going on Monday for a thyroid uptake scan and then to an endocrinologist on the sixteenth. So, wish me luck, all right?

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[langwidere]

There are a couple of things, here:
1.) "Middle class" doesn’t mean the same thing to you that it means to me, apparently. Which explains a lot. In the US, "middle class" = medium-income white collar jobs & high-income blue collar jobs, kids in ballet/karate/baseball/football, SUV, any kind of accent (including regional dialects), one European vacation, one Mexico vacation, Nordstrom’s/Macy’s, state college/small private college, probably retardedly politically conservative, possibly religious, owns a nice-ish sub-McMansion they can barely afford, etc. In the UK, "middle class" = wealthy, went to an Oxbridge Institution, fancy accent, not religious, lives in third-world country bearing the white man’s burden teaching the savages indigenous population English, liberal, fancy apartment, urban? I’m guessing? In this country, that’s "rich." Um. I read this really irritating article months and months ago, in which the actor who played Baldrick in Blackadder whined that Stephen Fry et al. were too 'middle class.' And I was like, Whut? But at least they made it to Oxford on scholarships! They must not be too bad! But now I know he was accusing Fry & etc. of being horrible snobs. (Was he?)
2.) …They actually teach you how to talk?
3.) Are there middle class black people in the UK?
4.) I have a really thick Appalachian patois.
5.) I was sort of shocked by most of your bullets. I never thought about Sherlock communicating his status via his clothing. I guess I thought… he just really likes suits? I am rather dumb, I guess.
6.) "Barned Lewis-Barned" is maybe the best name ever.
7.) I can recognize a handful of UK accents:
  a.) Gandalf
  b.) Parminder Nagra’s sister in Bend It Like Beckham
  c.) An accent which I think is Northern English which is probably not Northern English
  d.) Hagrid
  e.) Michael Caine
  f.) I’m afraid that’s about it
8.) I didn’t really notice that Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch had different accents. I did notice that sometimes Cumberbatch sounded like Alan Rickman, though. Can I get some points for that?
9.) calling your mother 'Mummy', especially as a grown man, is very posh Really?
10.) I am entertaining a horrible suspicion that "public school" does not mean the same thing in the UK that it means in the US. In the US, public schools are the worst — because they are often plagued by violence and a lack of standards and funding, we are always babbling about how our public schools are "failing" their students. I gather this is possibly not a big problem in England?
11.) I know from crossword puzzles that Winston Churchill went to Harrow. It is a big deal to go there, then?
12.) WHAT IS GOING ON Despite the fact that Conan Doyle was not what you might think of as a brilliant prose stylist, Sherlock Holmes somehow emerged from his stories as one of the world’s greatest fictional characters. This version, I think, really captured Sherlock’s essence, in a way that nothing has since Jeremy Brett played him in the 90s — Benedict Cumberbatch’s Sherlock is completely different from Brett’s, but I think they’re both complimentary and essential. It’s a stellar adaptation, despite its flaws, and a really good show on its own terms.

Whew~! Long comment is long! (Sorry.)

[ohveda]

1) Middle Class can mean many things in Britain, and for a lot of people middle class means a similar thing to what you've describe for the US: people who don't do manual labour but who aren't super-rich either. You get people talking about lower middle class and upper middle class (no-one talks about middle middle class though. Strange.) As someone who has been to university and works behind a desk and occasionally eats cous-cous, I could class myself as middle class (lower middle, maybe, but still middle).

But in Britain there is also a traditional meaning (which is maybe falling slightly out of favour these days). This meaning is basically that middle class = rich. Middle class people often own property, go to public school and university and enter a profession. What separated the middle classes from the upper classes, back in the day, was that upper class people did not work for a living; it would have been horrifically unthinkable for an upper class man to have a job. This means that all the wealthy people who did work (doctors, lawyers, brokers etc) were middle class.

When I was talking about Sherlock being middle class, I was using the traditional sense of the term. And I'm pretty sure that that's what Baldrick was using too.

2) I have no idea why received pronunciation is called received pronunciation. Most people nowadays aren't taught how to talk. However, back in the day, if you wanted to better yourself, then you would probably try to get rid of your regional accent by learning to speak with received pronunciation. (Mostly because received pronunciation is the accent of the rich; if you didn't have it, then people looked down on you). This is why, in the early-mid 20th century, all the people on the BBC sounded so, well, BBC.
Luckily, nowadays, people are far more accepting of regional accents, so you don't have to change your accent to go far, not even if you want to be on TV. Accent is still generally a big indicator of class though.

3) There might be some middle class black people (in the traditional sense of the term), but if there are then they are few. The class system is inherently predjudiced.

4) I don't know what an Appalachian patois sounds like, but cool!

5) Well, I think a large part of it is Sherlock just liking suits. Very few posh people nowadays would wear suits all the time, and people who wear suits every day are not necessarily posh. But with the obvious expense of Sherlock's wardrobe, it does suggest that he's a little on the richer side.

6) I feel sorry for the poor boy. I don't even know how to pronounce Barned.

7) That's ok. My own knowledge of American accents is pitiful. I know Southern and Brooklyn and then I group everything else under the banner of 'general American accent', even the Canadians! (Yes, I am embarrassed about my shortcomings.)

8) Well, the difference in accent between Mycroft and Sherlock is very slight. You do get points for Alan Rickman though! From what I've heard, Benedict Cumberbatch prides himself on his Alan Rickman impersonation (1:21 minutes in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG0F2rnKS08)
I could listen to Alan Rickman all day and someone once described Benedict Cumberbatch as sounding like a jaguar trapped in a cello, so it's good all round if you ask me.

9) I don't know why this is, but yes, 'Mummy' is posh. I can imagine them being brought up by a Nanny too, with Mummy at arm's length, but that's my own flight of fancy.

10) Like everything else over here, when it comes to schools, we get everything arse-backwards. In the UK, 'Public School' equates to what you in the US would call 'Private School'. Over here, the vast majority of people go to state-funded schools, which are free. But if you have enough money, then you can pay to send your kids to public school instead. (Of course, some lucky kids can get scholarships to go to public school without having to pay). The traditional public schools are stereotypically boarding schools, with all their special quirks like funny uniforms, strange customs, fagging and cold showers (think Harry Potter or Tom Brown's Schooldays). To get some idea of public school, I would highly recommend reading Stephen Fry's autobiography, Moab is my Washpot, or watching the film, If... Of course, having never been to public school myself, I'm only going by stereotypes.

11) When it comes to public schools, Harrow is up there with the big guns. It's not quite as posh as Eton (which is probably the most posh out of all of them), but it's definitely up there.

12) :D I'm glad there's a reason for my enthusiasm. It might not explain the fanart of Sherlock with cat ears though, but no-one need ever know about that one.

13) You don't need to complain about long comments! I like long comments! <3

[langwidere]

I am so sorry for not replying to your awesome comment sooner! DreamWidth didn’t send me a notification of it, and I only just now saw it because I’m trying to change my layout. Balls. Sorry :[

This was a fascinating UK Class System primer; thank you very much for answering all of my insipid questions. I learned everything I know about 'traditional' British culture from old episodes of Jeeves & Wooster, so these things were mostly a surprise to me. I had visions of a "middle class" Stephen Fry sitting in some kind of vulgar, over-decorated, acrylic faux-castle, Twittering away on twelve iPads with a mermaid-shaped fountain in the foyer and a corndog-making machine in the kitchen. And I thought, Oh, but that’s so adorable! Why would anyone hold that against him?

Knowledge is power!

In the US, we also use the term "middle class" to mean "appallingly conservative/materialistic/old-fashioned," so there’s another layer of whut? to toss on the pile. (But I think I sort of get it now.) (I think.)

An 'Appalachian patois,' arhar, is "talking like a hillbilly." The other day my mother called me and told me they had produced magic TiVos that can edit out commercials for you, and that these magic TiVos have been on the market for the last ten years, and I said: "Awwww! I hain’t never heard-tell a’sich a thang!" On the other hand, I have a totally accent-free voice that I use for work (and school, back in the day). Mummy tells me she always knows when I’m at a tutoring appointment when she calls me, because I sound "uptight and white." So, sadly enough, I guess I kind of get where England is coming from with the accents.

Sherlock was so strong and naturalistic a character that I didn’t really react to him as if he were fictional at all — I treated him sort of like a person. I didn’t think to question his habits or his style or any of the dozens other things that you analyze when you’re picking apart a character. But, now I can kind of see Sherlock forgoing a food budget so that he can get his suits tailored. Aw! Cute!! Sherlock may be fancy, but he can’t be all that rich, can he? I mean, he did have to get a roommate.

Cutest video ever! Thanks for the link! I would’ve chopped my fingers off, if I were him. I put onions in one of those horrible infomercial things to dice them. Also, that is a very awesome Alan Rickman impersonation he has there. It’s much better than mine.
(I refuse to believe that Cumberbatch is a homophobe, even a very little one, and I will continue to cling to the idea that he was misquoted unless he is actually involved in a hate crime.)

I am definitely going to read anything called Moab Is My Washpot. Definitely! It is going on the list tonight.
My stereotypes of public schools (and how weird is that? that is very weird! I thought they were called "public schools" because they were non-religious) mostly come from things like The History Boys. Eeheeheeehee!

When the very first Harry Potter movie came out years and years and years ago, when I was but a slip of a girl and all the world was young, I read this enraged essay a British fan wrote complaining that they’d made Movie Hogwarts on the model of Eton. And I was like, Haha! "Eton"! What a funny name! What is that?

the fanart of Sherlock with cat ears though
WHAT FANART OF SHERLOCK WITH CAT EARS THIS IS A VERY VALID ARTISTIC CONCEIT DATING BACK TO THE 16TH CENTURY AND THE KABUKI THEATER WHERE IS IT PLEASE THANK YOU?

I have always been really fascinated by English literature — in my opinion, it’s the best in the world, and there’s nothing like it anywhere (in a positive way) — but I’ve always just glossed over or ignored anything I found in it that put me off. So, I’m very ignorant of many things, even things that I should’ve known just from books. Like, say, "Eton." I think I’ve definitely run on that one, once or twice.

I should probably do something about that, actually.

But, thank you again. This is my cutest emoticon: ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

[ohveda]

Sherlock may be fancy, but he can’t be all that rich, can he? I mean, he did have to get a roommate.
I like to think that Sherlock could easily have money if he wanted (a lot from Mycroft most likely), but he turns the money down because he's too proud and stubborn to take it. I imagine that Mycroft has to do an elaborate sort of 'Sherlock! Look over there!' and then transfer the money into Sherlock's bank account while his back is turned.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eton_College
I don't know much about Eton and I've never been there, but I hear it's super posh. Prince William and Prince Harry both went to Eton, as did David Cameron, so that should give you some idea of exactly how posh it is.

And as requested. It's a bit wonky because I hadn't drawn anything in ages, but, um...

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NOT WONKY! SO CUTE!!!!! I’M ATTACHING THIS TO AN E-MAIL WHICH I WILL SEND TO MARK GATISS AND THAT OTHER GUY WHO SEEMS A LITTLE SMARTER BUT WHOSE NAME I CAN NEVER REMEMBER, RE: SEASON 2. BECAUSE IF WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THE DEPREDATIONS OF AN 'UPDATED' IRENE ADLER, WE MIGHT AS WELL BE COMFORTABLE.

Um, thank you. Otherwise.

SO ADORABLE!!!!!

[ohveda]

Ahaha. Glad you liked it! I drew it to try to persuade a friend that she has to write a Sherlock/Loveless crossover that she has in mind, if only because Sherlock with ears needs to happen! (Whether the ears are real or fake, of course, is up to interpretation.)