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SUM NÜZ 4 U (BOTH REAL & NOT REAL):
# Looks like they’re thinking of starting up the Hundred Years’ War again! Fun for the whole family!
# Could this be the stupidest thing I’ve ever read? I mean: They actually argued themselves out of their own conclusions.
# But, no. No. It was only the second-stupidest thing I’ve ever read. This is the winner. (Just in case you had any cause to actually believe the libertardian partyline, this one proves that it is the moron, and not the cream, which rises to the top.)
# At the risk of inspiring life-threatening Angels & Demons flashbacks, check out this ultra-boring article about a new theory suggesting there may be more Higgs bosons whizzing around not-space than scientists previously thought. No, I don’t care, either.
# Continuing the literary theme (just ride it): All the Pretty Horses!
# Feeling suicidal this afternoon? No? Well, I can fix that in a hurry!
# And part two!
# This article about To Kill a Mockingbird made my head explode, like, nine different times. Not in a good way. (I actually sent them a comment, which I do not believe they will publish as it was around 4000 words long and had no punctuation.)
# American Apparel is the company whose models look like the lice-ridden, witch-chinned, underfed, scraggly-haired, hollow-eyed fugmonster survivors of an apocalyptic science fiction plague. Down to the horrible hodgepodge of mismatched, ill-fitting clothing. The illiteracy is just a fun bonus.
# I’ve eaten salad every day for lunch for the last three years. WHAT’S YOUR POINT?
# A really nice Safari reader hack. Now to figure out why/how to use Safari reader!
# Can someone tell me what this tutorial is meant to teach you? My guess: How to paint like a 3-year-old with developmental disabilities. Because what is that?

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O HEI IT LOOKS LIKE I RAN OUT OF SPACE FOR A POST OOOPS TRY AGAIN LATER.