"Forced into the king’s harem" = "won a beauty contest."
Surprise, lucky contestant! You win... a life of sexual slavery!
Because although the bible is supposedly the legitimate word of God, it's okay to, like, gloss over the less pleasant parts. "Harems"? "Concubines"?! Why, that's just not Sunday school material! (Also... why is she white?)
6. Clem hates the fags!
Reading this story yesterday, I learned I still can, in fact, be shocked by things I read on the internet.
"thereselves"..."thereselves"..."thereselves"
...
(I was surprised by the comments on that post. I know not having perfect "standard" grammar and spelling doesn't necessarily make you stupid, but... but... we can agree that this guy is stupid, right? Can't we?)
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Date: 2010-10-29 01:16 pm (UTC)Surprise, lucky contestant! You win... a life of sexual slavery!
Because although the bible is supposedly the legitimate word of God, it's okay to, like, gloss over the less pleasant parts. "Harems"? "Concubines"?! Why, that's just not Sunday school material! (Also... why is she white?)
6. Clem hates the fags!
Reading this story yesterday, I learned I still can, in fact, be shocked by things I read on the internet.
"thereselves"..."thereselves"..."thereselves"
...
(I was surprised by the comments on that post. I know not having perfect "standard" grammar and spelling doesn't necessarily make you stupid, but... but... we can agree that this guy is stupid, right? Can't we?)