whose word no man relies on;

To celebrate the death of Cromwell, England skipped the year 1659:

Then it pretended like he had never been born in the first place. Adorable, you guys.
George W. Who? Bill Clinton What? George Can’t Hear You, Either? Reagan How?
(I say we keep going, all the way back to Lincoln.)

In other news: I GOT "MA’AM"-ED BY A NURSE TODAY!!!!