2011-07-04 08:06 pm (UTC)
And then I read your
That fanfic you recced is rather lovely. It's also the only
fic I've read so far! When I get time, I'm going to have to read the rest of the author's stuff.
I kind of have some problems with the thought that Crowley and Aziraphale would want to have sex, with one another or with anyone else, to begin with.
You know, if we're talking sexy fanfic, I can't help thinking that the most fun part would be the conversation where they consider giving sex a go. Because, of course, when you're a demon, I doubt anyone has a problem with it, but when you're an angel, suddenly morality rears its ugly head. Cue Aziraphale saying that he's not sure why, but he's pretty sure that the whole sex thing is an explicit no no. But, counters Crowley, surely it's just the sodomy that's looked down upon; wouldn't God be ok with it as long as you leave the anal cavity alone? There would then follow a long and awkward pause (a...anal cavity?), at the termination of which it becomes clear that Aziraphale, despite having been around for thousands of years, has politely and entirely avoided learning about the actual mechanics of the birds and the bees.
Doubtless someone has already written this :D
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